This incredible photo out of Lexington, Ky., made us laugh so much we had to share on Facebook. So we asked our fans to tell us what slogan they’d like to see on the back of their apparatus. Some came up with funny ideas. Some relayed actual funny slogans. And some offered slogans, that while funny, we’re not able to republish if we want to keep things “family friendly.”
Below, we’ve listed 15 of our favorite back-of-the-rig slogans. Please enjoy and add your own creativity to the list.
1.“On our engine we have: ‘Same day service.’” — Chris Magana
2.“Busting ours to save yours.” — Jamie MacPherson
3.“If you can read this, you’re second-due.” — Clyde R. Chapman
4.“Stop screaming, I’m scared too.” — Mike Hufferd
5.“You can’t fix stupid people; they’re our best customers.” — Andy Kluck
6.“The unwilling, lead by the unknowing, to do the impossible, for the ungrateful.” — Patrick F. Fellows Jr.
7.“We have one on the back that says: ‘Can you hear me now?’” — Jesse Beale
8.“Welcome to second place. Enjoy your stay.” — Brian Beecher
9.“Our ladder truck has: ‘Above the rest.’” — Evan Swartz
10.“Our tower ladder has: ‘Look busy ‘til we get there.’” — Adam Timothy
11.“When I was a volunteer I wanted the truck to say: ‘Volunteer fireman. My time. My gas. Just to save your ass.’” — Keith Floyd
12.“When seconds counts, we’re there in minutes.” — Jimmy Phares
13.“An engine in Putnam Lake, N.Y. says: ‘Have no fear, the lake is here.’” — Kyle Nolan
14.“Back of the squad: ‘Yes, we know.’” — Doug Bahrenburg
15.“Send us to hell; we’ll put it out.” — Wild Bill